oh god i took a bite of that yesterday and thought i was going to die
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via goodbyelovehandles)
If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”
my jam or should i say
my clam
My favorite song ever
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So, whoever made this has taught me more in this one pic set than 12 years of grade school, 4 years of college and my ongoing years in law school.
(Source: iraffiruse)
The Ultimate LeBron James Flopping Reel [Click for more]
Yeah but Jordan had a better call-in-sick-to-work voice.
Take that, soccer!!!
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(Source: lunarynth, via upperclassmen)
Let’s play ‘were those fireworks or did someone on my street just get shot’
and the highly acclaimed sequel: “why are you setting off fireworks?h it’s 4 PM on a tuesday what the fuck are you celebrating”
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