Dazed & Confused

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My name's Marissa and I'm all over the place.

keep-calm-stay-healthy:

oh god i took a bite of that yesterday and thought i was going to die 

keep-calm-stay-healthy:

oh god i took a bite of that yesterday and thought i was going to die 

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via goodbyelovehandles)

— 1 day ago with 9481 notes
jokingseriously:

Sometimes you gotta #BreakBad #BreakingBad

jokingseriously:

Sometimes you gotta #BreakBad #BreakingBad

— 2 days ago with 3 notes

coquetteminaj:

mandaplz:

dvniela:

If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”

my jam or should i say

my clam

image

My favorite song ever

(via new-nu)

— 6 days ago with 135384 notes
nerdfighterlike:

Credit to emmas_wordart on Instagram

nerdfighterlike:

Credit to emmas_wordart on Instagram

— 6 days ago with 87 notes
"All this time
I drank you like the cure when maybe
you were the poison."
Clementine von Radics (via hellanne)

(via thestriversrow)

— 1 week ago with 34958 notes

lulz-time:

shitsnothilarious:

So, whoever made this has taught me more in this one pic set than 12 years of grade school, 4 years of college and my ongoing years in law school. 

(Source: iraffiruse)

— 1 week ago with 219570 notes

inothernews:

collegehumor:

The Ultimate LeBron James Flopping Reel [Click for more]

Yeah but Jordan had a better call-in-sick-to-work voice.

Take that, soccer!!!

(via jokingseriously)

— 1 week ago with 1906 notes
"This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them. Who’s the dirty one here?"
Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit”   (via jececilia)

(Source: lunarynth, via upperclassmen)

— 1 week ago with 28006 notes
keithmcknight:

really, just rookie mistakes

keithmcknight:

really, just rookie mistakes

(via alliextravs)

— 3 weeks ago with 982 notes

twofingerswhiskey:

megnesiums:

Let’s play ‘were those fireworks or did someone on my street just get shot’

and the highly acclaimed sequel: “why are you setting off fireworks?h it’s 4 PM on a tuesday what the fuck are you celebrating

(via alliextravs)

— 3 weeks ago with 117786 notes